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diumenge, de gener 16, 2005

El món d'en Beakman a un nivell superior

Parasite God
(www.ucomics.com)

Q. Dear Captain RibMan,
Why is there a pyramid with an eye above it on the one-dollar bill? There are no pyramids in the USA.
--Matt

A. Dear Matt,
In the 1700s, throughout the southwestern United States, there were many pyramids inhabited by spear-and-olive-branch-toting bald eagles. Flocks of these war birds would attack the U.S. Army. Fortunately, General Washington led a counter-attack, shouting, "Novus Ordo Seclorum," or, in English, "We'll hit them in the scrotum!" All his admirers held aloft giant novelty foam hands proclaiming Washington to be #1. Although the eagles also had shields, Washington's forces proved to be unstoppable as they overran the pyramids. God truly was on his side. Eventually, this entire episode was depicted in paper and immortalized in your wallet. Next, I can teach you about Trojans and the Trojan War.
Good Luck!
Captain RibMan