Captain Ribman (l'home k ho sap tot!)

Parasite God
ASK CAPTAIN RIBMAN! (gràcies a www.ucomics.com)

Q. Dear CR,
What does the wind do when he doesn't blow?
--J. Turner

A. Dear J,
When the wind doesn't blow, it lives on a magical island where falling stars land and rainbows end! It is filled with unicorns, fairies and Smurfs. They sing and hug all day long! Every moment of every day, their hearts grow bigger and bigger. When there is too much happiness on this island, a big wind begins to blow and covers the world, spreading joy and love to all the corners of the Earth! Then, the machinegun-toting velociraptors are released, they kill everyone, and the wind dies down. Then, we begin anew.
Good Luck!
Captain RibMan